i just realized that i have had oatmeal for breakfast and dinner everyday for the past five days
I want a movie where the villain wins
not like this
PSYCHO THOUGHTS - Dan asks whether it’s normal to constantly imagine your friends dying or think about how easy it would be to murder someone or feel a strange urge to jump from high places.
new video :D if you guys help me out by reblogging this i’ll follow a bunch of you who do to say thanks! i hope you enjoy.
So I was looking for ‘ ”please” blind banker Benedict Cumberbatch gif’ and these came up …
talk about these?
Whats there to talk about
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
You leave me with jumbled words.
I'm in love with you.
I have a crush on you.
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
We have quite a lot in common.
You are my Tumblr crush.
I dislike your page.
PLEASE FUCK ME.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
I find you cute.
I would date you.
I dislike you.
mum i’m moving out
Ellen, tackling the real issues.
*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
"i can do a REALLY good british accent!!"
[4 seconds later]
[victorian cockney voice with a hint of australian] XD XD PIP PIP CHEERO ELLO GUVNOR FANCY A BIT OF CRUMPETS I LOVE THE QUEEN XD WHATS ALL THIS THEN XD EVENIN’ LADS JUST POP DOWN TO THE CHIPPIE XD FISH AND CHIPS XD LMAO XD XD XD XDX I LOVE KATE MIDDLETON XD XD
i was unaware the british actually say ‘XD’
god save our gracious XD RANDOM